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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 16:18:47 GMT -5
~~Roy~~
Our story begins, as they so often do, with our hero falling from the sky and impacting with the ground at 100 mph.
That's, er, that's the end.
Sorry.
*cough, cough*
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 16:21:58 GMT -5
what a horrid thing to have witnessed, such a begining type ending of epic poportions. Why one might have cried at such a sight. But no, our fair hero MellonCollyPop instead laughs at poor Rpy's fait. Maybe hero isn't the right word here...
perhaps. moose-chicken?
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 16:28:45 GMT -5
~~Housebot~~
"BUT. MASTER. YOU. SAID. THAT. YOU'D. GIVE. ME. MY. FREEDOM." He paused. "MY. FREEDOM. MY. FREEDOM." he then repeated this, as he did everyday, several more times.
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 16:42:54 GMT -5
"suuuuuure you are.... now die in fire and rock!" *pow!* and fire exploded up and rocks fel from the sky and boob and stuff!
waffle cone!
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 16:49:59 GMT -5
~~Housebot~~
"Oh, you horrible giant waffle named Jerry goddess!"
And so it was that Housebot exploded and died in a cataclysmic milkball.
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 16:51:07 GMT -5
"Milkball for the win!" Mellon jumped with joy. " waffle cone! "
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 16:54:38 GMT -5
~~Neenja!~~
It was then that NINJAS! THOUSANDS OF THEM! descended from the sky! With shurikens ablaze, they conquered the tri-state area! Who would be brave enough to stop them?!
WHO?!
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 16:57:42 GMT -5
not mellon thats for sure, for she halled ass outa town
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 17:00:15 GMT -5
But a ninja followed! Oh, snap! Whatever is she going to--*the ninja gets run over by a truck*.
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 17:11:00 GMT -5
**mellon**
sweet!
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 17:16:59 GMT -5
~~Ninja~~
The ninja followed! Though his legs were flattened and useless, oh, he could crawl something fierce! And crawl he did!
"W...wait..." he moaned.
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 17:54:37 GMT -5
mellon waited, cause... i wrote it so! mwaaaahaaa!
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 17:57:46 GMT -5
~~Ninja~~
"Please, I...I..." he then died, but not before his intestines exploded out of his body and tried to strangle Mellon!
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 17:59:52 GMT -5
omg! mellon wrestled with the stinky hot innerds of the ninja! oh no! and she struggled and fought and ate a sandwitch and it all ahppened so fast that it took five hours!
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:01:25 GMT -5
The intestine led a body-wide revolt, and soon it conquered Mellon's insides! Ho ho! Victory was his!
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 18:07:14 GMT -5
cuuursess!
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:08:09 GMT -5
~~Intestine~~
"Mwaha! Now.......MARCH!"
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 18:10:41 GMT -5
*march march* nuuuuu!
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:13:35 GMT -5
Mwahahahahahaha! AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 18:18:15 GMT -5
then starwolf flies out of the sky
"not this time star fox!" he yells trumphantly and kills us all to hell
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:20:29 GMT -5
~~Fox McCloud~~
"Just what I need to see. Star Wolf."
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:20:48 GMT -5
~~Leon~~
"Andross has ordered us to take you down."
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:21:10 GMT -5
~~Pigma Dengar~~
"Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!"
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:21:26 GMT -5
~~Andrew~~
"Andross' enemy is MY enemy!"
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 18:24:40 GMT -5
**fox**
thats uncalled for... you fat ass pig
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:26:55 GMT -5
~~Pigma~~
"Oh yeah? Well, let's see how you like some BOMBS, blue!"
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 18:35:23 GMT -5
**fox**
oh yeah? Yo momma's so ugly she could scare Cujo off a meat truck! Bet she's almost as ugly as you dipshit!
*dodges the bombs cause he's cool like that.*
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:39:12 GMT -5
~~Pigma~~
"Oh, you're asking for it now, whoredog! Eat poopy and die, giant waffle named Jerry!"
*unleashes a flurry of Asskicker Bombs.*
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Post by happy on Jun 3, 2007 18:40:46 GMT -5
**fox**
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
*barrel rolls*
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Post by gamon on Jun 3, 2007 18:42:31 GMT -5
~~Pigma~~
"Your snaps are weak, boy! This is the end...squirrel!"
*shoots lasers at you, which are deflected by the barrel roll and destroy Pigma's ship.*
"hamham barrel rolls...this CAN'T be HAPPENING!"
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